She turned me Awesome Mother Of Constantly Dirty Children Mom Facts Shirt into a newt. I got better. He must be a president. How do you know? He doesn’t have all over him. Substitute for piss and a president could easily have it all over him. She turned me into a newt. I got better. Republicans honestly think it is cool. If they didn’t they wouldn’t be supporting him. He hasn’t earned a Captain. Or more commonly known as. The commander in chief of the united states armed forces. Which should scare the living out of sane folk.
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They were acting like Pelosi poisoned some well and burned our crops. Meanwhile, the president is licking the boots of US soldier murderers and talking about the military. But that’s cool right. They know what they’re doing. It’s a propaganda system that just attacks Awesome Mother Of Constantly Dirty Children Mom Facts Shirts the left and defends the right. They must never let there be a day without an outrage, and they will spend as little time talking about anything bad on the right. Cadet, not captain. No way he’d make captain. Captain Crunch never had to be a cadet, why should I. Cheeto Mussolini approved. Remember when Obama wore a tan suit. Remember when he used Dijon mustard.
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Amazon Customer (verified owner) –
I ordered this shirt for my husband to wear at the hospital when our first baby is born in a few weeks. I ordered it 5 days ago, and it arrived this morning (overall good shipping time). When my husband got home from work and saw it he was so excited!! He put it on immediately and hasn’t taken it off since. It fits perfectly and seems like a great quality t shirt. I would definitely purchase from this company again!
aklobee (verified owner) –
I love this shirt! It’s not really sweatshirt material but its soft and thicker than an average shirt. It breathes which is nice and I’m a short (5’5″) girl that wears a 16 so the 2XL fit perfect. Flowy and just covers my bum.
Jules A. (verified owner) –
I usually wear a small or medium. Based of the reviews I got a small but now I wish I would have gotten a medium. The small fits but fits more like a regular shirt not like an oversized sweater. Also the way the pockets are positioned now makes my hips look very big (I believe that is also because I got a small and now it’s not the oversized fit?!). Overall it looks just as pictured and is a very cute shirt. Washed and dried well. So I am giving 4 stars still because it is totally my mistake ordering the wrong size which is why I most likely won’t be wearing it. But I definitely recommend this shirt. :)
Kelly (verified owner) –
Great shirt to give to a friend. Very soft and appears true to size.
Alexanda Abrams (verified owner) –
The quality is very nice on these shirts, but they do tend to run larger than most. I purchased a 3x to be on the safe side and ironically this shirt was “too big” for my fiance. You could tell he was swimming in the shirt, but this is a nice shirt to just thrown on on a semi-warm day.
Jeremy (verified owner) –
Overall nice shirt. Didnt realize when purchasing how terrible the y at the end looks. When product was received the y actually looks like a b. Just a heads up for others.
Karra Andrews (verified owner) –
I wanted some long sleeve shirts besides a hoodie, i hate long sleeves so i do not own any. I live in MN so it gets cold. I wanted long sleeves that were comfy. This is it. Super comfy and looks cute. I got a large as i am a curvy girl and large busted and we all know we like to cover up out winter layers ;)
I could have gotten a med and it would fit perfect, but i love the lil xtra room the large gives me and comfort.
hopeyliz (verified owner) –
Love this sweatshirt!!! It is adorable, and it has pockets! I have worn it pretty much every weekend since I got it!!! 😊 I wanted it to be long enough to wear with leggings, so I got the xl! It is perfect! (I am 5’3” and 160)
Crystal (verified owner) –
Love almost everything about it. Love the color I got (green) and it was perfect. The print is cute and fabric is nice. Love love the pockets got it to wear with tights and I needed pockets. They work perfect but don’t add the dreaded front bulk. BUT it’s an odd length not quite short like a normal shirt or long enough to be oversized sweatshirt. This would be perfect if it was just a little bit longer.
Sandra D. (verified owner) –
I mistakenly listened to other reviews and bought a large, as I usually wear small/medium. The large was way too big. I ended up getting a small, which fits baggy, but like it’s supposed to fit. I’m scared to dry the shirt in the dryer, because of the decoration. However, it does air dry pretty fast, as the material is thin. It also developed a lot of little pills after the very first wash (making it look very worn). I love that it has pockets, but I feel it makes the shirt look awkward. The pockets make my hips look much bigger even when they are completely flattened out. My small post-baby belly shows more than I hoped as well. I was hopeful that this would be my new favorite comfy shirt, but I use it as a long sleeved t-shirt to sleep in more often than anything else. I personally don’t find this shirt flattering at all.
afish73 (verified owner) –
Got this for my older brother as a sort of gag gift last year after the birth of my adorable niece. He called my bluff and my sister in law informed me he wears it constantly. See here’s a second one in a different color.
Past Romance (verified owner) –
Perfect gift for my son, the new dad. I ordered this and my daughter-in-law packed it in her suitcase to give to him at the hospital after the birth. He loved it!