The Funny Original Unavailable By Choice Shirt captures a playful and witty attitude with its bold, centered graphic featuring a relaxed black cat cozily wrapped in a heart-patterned blanket. Above and below the image, the text reads “IF YOU NEED ME PLEASE, HESITATE TO ASK,” humorously conveying a sense of selective availability and independence. This design blends humor with a touch of feline charm, making it a standout piece for anyone who appreciates lighthearted, original statements.

About the Design and Niche
This shirt belongs to the humor niche, specifically targeting fans of funny statement apparel that combines clever wording with relatable imagery. The black cat, a symbol often associated with mystery and independence, adds a whimsical element to the message. The heart-patterned blanket softens the tone, suggesting comfort and a cozy vibe. The design’s layout—a centered square graphic with text framing the image—ensures the message is clear and visually appealing. It resonates well with meme fans and people who enjoy quick, shareable humor, as well as cat lovers who appreciate feline-themed apparel with a humorous twist.
Audience and Usage Context
This shirt suits casual wearers who enjoy expressing their personality through humor during everyday activities. It fits well for casual outings, social gatherings, or simply relaxing at home. People with a sense of humor who like to keep things light and fun will find this shirt aligns with their style. Cat lovers, in particular, may connect with the black cat motif, making it a subtle nod to their affection for their pets. The shirt also works as a playful gift for friends or family members who appreciate witty sayings and enjoy comfortable, casual clothing. For those who like to wear their mood or mindset on their sleeve—quite literally—this design offers a humorous way to communicate a preference for solitude or selective interaction.
Product details
| Product type | Shirt |
|---|---|
| Material | 100% cotton, except Sport Grey: 90% US cotton / 10% polyester; Dark Heather: 50% US cotton / 50% polyester or 35% US cotton / 65% polyester; Ash: 99% US cotton / 1% polyester. |
| Size options | S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL |
| Care | Machine wash at max. 30ºC/86ºF with short spin cycle, inside out with like colors. Do not use bleach. Do not iron. Do not dry clean. Do not tumble dry. |
| Fit | Seamless twin needle 7/8″ collar, taped neck and shoulders, rolled forward shoulders for better fit, twin needle sleeve and bottom hems, quarter-turned to eliminate centre crease. |
| Note | Fiber content may vary by color. |

The Funny Original Unavailable By Choice T Shirt graphic is available as a classic shirt, v-neck shirt, tank top, hoodie, long sleeve shirt, sweater, washed shirt, and kids shirt — pick the style that suits you, and check the Product details above for the full size range.

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Frequently asked questions
What does the phrase “Unavailable By Choice” mean on this shirt?
The phrase humorously indicates that the wearer prefers to be left alone or is selectively available, emphasizing independence and a playful reluctance to be disturbed.
Who would enjoy wearing this shirt?
People with a sense of humor, cat lovers, and casual wearers who appreciate witty, original statement apparel will enjoy this shirt.
On what occasions can I wear this shirt?
It’s suitable for casual outings, social gatherings, everyday wear, or any relaxed setting where lighthearted humor is appreciated.
Can I get this design as a hoodie or tank top?
The same design is available on classic and ladies shirts, hoodies, sweatshirts, and tank tops. See the Product details above for the full size range.
















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